June 2004 - Ryan - While in Idaho, Nana told Ryan that she had chocolate icecream. He said, "I don't like chocolate icecream. I like regular ice cream, because I'm a regular guy!"
January 2005 - Ryan - I was "explaining" to 2-week old Emmalee that she needed to go to sleep at night. Ryan said, "Remember, Mommy, she does not understand!"
September 2005 - Ryan - "Kindergarden must be pretty."
Mom - "Why?"
Ryan - "Because there's a garden in it."
September 2005 - Ryan - "Mom, I don't like the girls in my class."
Mom - Why?"
Ryan - "They are crazy all of a sudden. They almost give me a heart attack all of the time!"
September 2006 - Mom - "Your sister is crazy, Ryan."
Ryan - "Yep, she's never out of the mood of playing!"
October 2006 - Ryan came home from kindergarden and told me that he got in trouble and the teacher was going to call me. He asked if I could not answer the phone for the rest of the day.
May 2007 - Emma talking about a 3-year-old boy at the store - "He's a cute little fellow!"
May 2007 - Ryan was helping me get dinner ready for company. I said, "See how much work it is being the mommy?" Ryan said, "Yeah. Good thing I'm going to be a daddy!"
September 2007 - As Emma and I were getting ready to leave for swimming lessons, I said, "Ready, Freddy?" She stopped what she was doing, looked up at me and said in her best gangster voice (not sure where that came from!), "Did you call me Freddy? You don't want to call me Freddy!"
October 2007 - Ryan was tackling Emma. I came over and lifted him off of her. Emma popped up and said, "Thanks, Mom. You saved my life!"
November 2007 - Emma was not watching where she was going and walked into a wall. She turned around, pointed at the wall and said, "You can't hit me like that, Wall!"
January 2008 - Bob was still here when the kids woke up. He told Emma goodbye. Emma said, "Does Daddy have to do to the office to grow more pokeys?" (The kids name for stubble on Bob's face when he gets home from work).
March 2008 - Emma wanted to dance, so I put on some nice opera music by Il Divo. She said, "Mommy, that's not pretty. That's scary!" I put on Bon Jovi. "Mmmm, that's pretty!"
April 2008 - We were eating, and Emma wasn't eating. I told her that she couldn't have her cookie if she didn't eat her dinner. She looked at me with sad eyes and said, "Mommy, you're breaking my heart!"
September 2008 - Emma didn't want to finish her spaghetti at dinner, so she told me that it gave her a "noodle ache."
1 comment:
Priceless!!! Absolutely Priceless!!! I have made a habit of writing down little comical things the girls say and kep them in their baby books or scrap books. Isn't it entertaining? Sorta makes you not be quite as mad when then do something wrong. Thanks for sharing with us...
Lorri
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